catswithbenefits: reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
Spongebob is my life...
funeralformyfat: He works out: He has nice legs: He loves food: He has a silly best friend: He has bad days: But most days he is fancy: He does his homeworking painfully slow: Has an irrational fear of math: He is a ray of sunshine even around grumpy people: And he has style:
tw1nm4n: skarvika: masturb88ting: does getting a septum piercing hurt? it hurts the people that care about you Priceless
amandasucks: If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry. And if you want gender equality and disagree with this, fuck you.
cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re*